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"I wonder what today is?" muses Arukenimon.

She trips over the mat and hits her head on the table. "It's Monday."

*

Arukenimon notices the cellar door is open. "Just look at this! Someone has left the cellar door open! Oikawa has told me a hundred times to keep it closed, or somebody might get hurt."

She slams the door, then we hear a thumping sound, as if someone had fallen downstairs. She opens the door, and sees Oikawa lying on the floor, the laundry basket over his face, and laundry everywhere.

"Sorry about that, Oikawa."

*

Arukenimon is sitting at a table, drinking a cup of coffee.

Oikawa walks up, charred and smoking with his eyes bulging out. "I think the toaster has a short circuit."

"So now all of a sudden you're an electrician?"

*

Oikawa is on the phone, unaware that a microphone is next to him.

"Hello, this is Yukio Oikawa. I'd like to order a large pizza with everything, to be delivered. Thank you."

As he puts down the phone and walks away, Arukenimon slides out from under the table, holding a tape recorder. "Now THERE'S a little tape that's gonna come in handy."

*

Arukenimon is sitting at a table.

Mummymon walks up, his face covered by a sheet of paper. "Um...little help? I had an accident with paper and glue."

"Don't worry, I'll fix it." Arukenimon picks up a marker and draws a smiley face on the paper.

He folds his arms in annoyance. "I'm not happy."

"Oh, but you are."

*

Arukenimon sits at a table, her head on her arms and a depressed look on her face. "Oh boy, am I down today."

Oikawa walks up, a depressed look on his face as well. "You look down today, Arukenimon, but I think I'm even downer."

"I hate one-downmanship." sighs Arukenimon.

*

Oikawa sighs. "I'm so depressed, it's depressing."

"Tell me about it." agrees Arukenimon gloomily.

"I think I'll go out and shoot myself."

"Oh sure. You're just trying to cheer me up."

*

"Why are we so depressed, Arukenimon?" asks Oikawa.

"I have this theory." she answers. "We've been stating up too late, lately. And being happy takes up entirely too much energy."

*

"We've gotta do something about this depression, Arukenimon." sighs Oikawa.

"Check."

"Maybe a change of surrounding would cheer us up."

"Check."

They manage to drag themselves outside and sit on the cabin stairs. "Wrongo." says Oikawa gloomily.

"Check." agrees Arukenimon.

*

"There's only one way out of this deep blue funk we're in, Arukenimon." says Oikawa. "I hate to do it, but it has to be done."

"I hope it works." sighs Arukenimon.

Oikawa turns away slightly, making some small noises of discomfort as he fiddles with something, then turns around revealing a banana stuffed in his left ear. "TAA-DAA!"

Arukenimon smiles broadly. "Bingo!"

*

Oikawa sneaks up to Arukenimon's bed, holding a megaphone. He lifts the blanket and calls "GOOD MORNING ARUKENIMON!" into the megaphone.

Startled, she sits bolt upright, then glowers at him. "You are the cruellest man alive, y'know that?"

*

"Potato chips!" Arukenimon exclaims. She grabs the bag of chips and tries to open it, but fails.

"Why do they make these bags so hard to open?!" she hisses, trying to pull the bag apart.

Finally, she squeezes the bag until...KA-BLAMMO! The bag explodes.

A startled Oikawa looks up from the sofa. "Arukenimon! What happened?"

"They oughta put warnings on those bags!" Arukenimon groans, lying on the floor with chip debris on her.

*

Arukenimon is sitting at a table.

"I'm in a 'what if' mood today." she muses. "I wonder what would happen if I DID marry Mummymon." As she speaks, a thought bubble appears next to her, depicting the things she imagines.

"Well, for one thing, we'd probably have a huge wedding..." An image of her in a pretty white wedding dress and veil, one hand holding a bouquet of flowers and the other hand holding onto Mummymon (who is wearing a beige tuxedo) standing in front of a reverend appears in the thought bubble.

"Then we'd raise some kids..." An image of 3 children, 2 girls (one with short blue-white hair, yellow eyes and slightly grey-tinged skin, wearing a red jersey with a picture of a Black Widow spider on it, grey tracksuit pants and purple high-tops; the other Caucasian with blue-white hair in a ponytail, a pink bow in hair and yellow eyes, wearing a royal blue jacket, a white T-shirt, a yellow poodle skirt, purple leggings and red sneakers) and a boy (Caucasian with light grey hair, wearing a light blue jacket and jeans, a purple T-shirt, black sunglasses over his eyes, red spiked wristbands and black Doc Martins) appears in the thought bubble.

"And they'd crawl all over me." An image of Arukenimon herself appears in the thought bubble, and the children immediately start grabbing onto her, pulling her about and clamouring for attention.

The real Arukenimon yelps and shakes her hands at the thought bubble, disintergrating it. "Forget it! I'd make a lousy mother! Although...maybe one kid wouldn't be so bad..." Then she shakes her head firmly. "Nope! I'd definitely suck at motherhood."
Somehow, there's a hacker lurking around here who not only changes the name of users around here, but he also posts a journal entry claiming that you'll commit suicide, and he'll troll with the same journal entry by adding inappropriate comments! He'll even add insult to injury by writing naughty comments on your page, and add a crude drawing of a male's private parts! If he reads this, he'll probably think twice before hacking! Spread the word, and stop this evil hacker before you become his next victim!

Apparently, he's targeted a user formerly named kronosfactor52, renamed him TruePhazonianForce, posted a similar journal entry on his dA page, and added harsh comments to it!

Copy and paste this to your journal so that it doesn't happen to you!!!

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Laura
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I am a person who LOVES various fandoms. I'm a writer, as opposed to an artist (I suck at art - TRUST me), and while I only have a few fandoms I'm REALLY interested in, if I like a picture, I'll favourite it no problem!
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:iconcevelr:
Cevelr Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hi there~ C:
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Ribbon-San Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
Hey.
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D-Man611 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013   Writer
Happy bday Party :chairdance: Merry christmas everybody :PizzaParty: BIG hangover :party: :hypnola: PARTY HARD Party HappyDance GiveGetCenter-party :beercontest: 1st Emoticon: Happy Birthday Happy dance Professor Party Wild Party partay - NaNoEmo - day 3 Graduation :balloon2: Awkward emoticon dance Let them jump out of cake Remnants Carameldansen Party Monkey This Party Sucks. :hitting: :flowerboogie: Cheesecake brings love Me and My Birthday Cake 
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Ribbon-San Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013
D'aw, thanks!
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D-Man611 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013   Writer
You're welcome :D
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Omega-Knight01 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
hello how are you
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Ribbon-San Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
Fine.

By the way, I hope you don't mind, but I rejected your invitation to join your group - I'm not a Megatron/Lugnut fan, and Lugnut already HAS a bondmate (Strika is his consort, which is pretty appropriate considering SHE'S insanely loyal to Megatron as well).
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Omega-Knight01 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
oh its ok that's cool I just prefer MegatronxLugnut
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Omega-Knight01 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
[link] here is the first chapter of my cowboy story on fanfiction the rest will be uploaded there soon, just want to see if anyone likes it on fanfiction
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