Garfield Mukeni Style chapter 3Oikawa is sitting at a table, eating Pringles and guacamole dip.Garfield Mukeni Style chapter 3 by Ribbon-San
Arukenimon storms past, scowling. "Bad mood, coming through."
As she passes the table, she grabs the dip and throws it across the room, causing it to smash against the wall.
"HEY!" shouts Oikawa. "I was eating that!"
"You're too close to the tracks." she retorts.
Oikawa places a box in front of Arukenimon. "Wait'll you see what I bought, Arukenimon."
He pulls a bright red fedora with lilac feathers and a green hatband from the box, and puts it on. "TAH-DAH!"
"It's amazing the things people would rather have than money." says Arukenimon.
Arukenimon walks up to Oikawa and smacks him around the head.
"OW!" he cries. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
She shrugs. "A conversation starter?"
Arukenimon is looking out of the window.
"All those people going to work." she remarks. "There's a word for such noble, hard-working folks...peasants."
Arukenimon is sitting at a table.
Oikawa walks past. "At least I'VE had a busy day."
Garfield Mukeni Style chapter 2Oikawa and Arukenimon are sitting at a table. Oikawa notices that Arukenimon is sweating.Garfield Mukeni Style chapter 2 by Ribbon-San
"You look guilty about something, Arukenimon." he remarks. "Did you eat my pie?"
She shakes her head. "Your pepper steak."
Arukenimon is holding her stuffed pig, Porkchop, and looking at a plate of food. She places Porkchop's face in the food.
"My personal food taster."
Arukenimon is holding a lemon meringue pie when Mummymon appears. She SPLOOTS the pie in his face.
Oikawa walks up. "What's that?"
"Lemon meringue Mummymon."
Oikawa is eating a sandwich, when suddenly the salt starts to move by itself. He looks around, and sees Arukenimon pulling the tablecloth so that the salt reaches her.
"You could've asked me to pass the salt."
"I don't ask. I take." she answers.
Arukenimon is trying to put ketchup on her burger, but the bottle is clogged up. She starts to get angry, and shakes harder and harder until it bluts out all over her.
Oikawa walks up. "When are you going to learn to control th
Garfield Mukeni Style chapter 1Arukenimon wakes up, yawns, and walks towards the window. Her eyes light up and she gasps. "Oh my! Just look at that gorgeous sunrise!"Garfield Mukeni Style chapter 1 by Ribbon-San
She smiles. "Mother nature certainly uses every color on her vast palette to paint a dawn. Truly blessed are we, the early risers."
Oikawa walks up. "Have you ever seen a more beautiful sunset, Arukenimon?"
"Hmmm... I must have overslept."
Arukenimon is looking through the drawers. "Hello, what's this?"
She pulls out a stuffed toy pig. "A pig. A dumb, stupid, silly-looking old stuffed pig."
She smiles, and holds him close to her. "I think I'll call him Porkchop."
Arukenimon is asleep when Oikawa bursts into the bedroom and shakes her awake. "WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!"
He leads her outside to where he has set up a table and chairs. "We're having breakfast outside this morning."
He sits at the table, and gestures at the rising sun. "Because I want to share this beautiful sunrise with you."
He sighs wistfully. "Where else can you find a living, breathing w
The Cursory CoyoteThe silver spaceship zipped through the skies, past the various satellites, asteriods and stars, until its target came into view. It flew through the planet's atmosphere, its speed never decreasing until it landed near a small village in the heart of the forest. Nobody seemed to notice it, even though it was rather large.The Cursory Coyote by Ribbon-San
A door slid open, and there stood a small purple alien, with big green eyes, yellow anntenne, a yellow bow-tie, orange shorts and white sneakers. It activated an escalator which took it to the forest floor, then looked at the envelope in its hand, which read "Sealed Orders. Not to be Opened Until Reaching Mobius." It ripped open the envelope and pulled out a letter which said: "Bring back one (1) Mobian."
The alien nodded, then took a kazoo from his pocket, put it to his mouth and blew on it. At the reedy noise that issued from it, a small capsule emerged from the bottom of the ship and opened. Out marched a large blue cat, with purple-and-green stripes, a red crash h