Ribbon-San

Arukenimon is sitting at a table. Oikawa walks up to her. "Hey, Arukenimon, I feel refreshed! I feel alive!" He leans into her, opening his mouth as wide as it will go. "How are you? Huuuhh?" "New mouthwash," mutters Arukenimon. "Doing good deeds will give you a warm feeling," says Arukenimon. She walks over to a chest of drawers, opens one and pulls out a sweater, which she proceeds to put on. "But a sweater works just as well." Arukenimon and Oikawa are taking a walk, when Oikawa suddenly stops and points at something on the ground. "AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!" he screams. "SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE!" Arukenimon calmly picks the 'snake' up. "Oikawa, it's a stick." "That was scary!" Oikawa gasps as she tosses the stick away. "YOU'RE scary." "It's cold in here!" complains Arukenimon. "Of course it is!" snaps Oikawa. "YOU left the door open!" "One subject at a time, list boy." Arukenimon is sitting at a table. Oikawa walks up to her, arms folded across his chest. "Ok

Arukenimon is in the park when a butterfly flutters up to her. "Woo-hoo!" it cries in a squeaky voice. "It's butterfly time!" Then its fluttering gets slower and slower, until finally it falls to the ground. "Whoa, I'm a little dizzy," it moans. "I'm just gonna lie here a while, then call a cab." "Nature isn't what it used to be," tuts Arukenimon as she turns and walks away. Oikawa is sitting at a table. Arukenimon walks up to him, taps him on the shoulder, then sticks her tongue out at him when he turns to her. "You win," she says when he retaliates. "You were uglier to begin with." Arukenimon is sitting at a table, head in her hands. Mummymon walks up to her. "You seem down, Arukeni," he remarks. "Brilliant observation," she deadpans. "I'll bet I can make you smile," he adds, oblivious to her prior remark. "Oh yeah," she scoffs. "How?" He thinks for a moment. "I could...fall off the roof!" "AGAIN?! Seen it." "I swear I didn't eat your dinner!" Arukenimon protests as

"I'm bored," sighs Arukenimon, lying on the sofa. Mummymon walks up to her. "Hey, Arukenimon, want to look at my tongue and guess what I've been eating?" "Go away." Oikawa is sitting at a table, eating dinner. A second plate of food is next to him. He looks up as Arukenimon enters, noticing that she is holding something in her hand. "What are you doing with the ice pick, Arukenimon?" In response, she stabs at the plate several times, then holds up the pick, which is now covered in little green impaled dots. "The only way to eat peas," she explains. Arukenimon and Oikawa are out and about, admiring the wonders of the natural world - well, Oikawa is admiring them. "What do you think of when you see a beautiful scene like this, Arukenimon?" he asks, gesturing to the glorious lake, mountains and pine trees in front of them. "Ramen," remarks Arukenimon. "And that stump over there reminds me of cannelloni." Arukenimon and Oikawa are sitting at a table. "Is your coffee too strong

"Wow! Did you hear that thunder?" asks Oikawa. "It made the hair on the back of my neck stand up!" Arukenimon walks up to him, her hair sticking up in all directions. "Ditto that." "I've heard thunder makes some people jumpy," Oikawa says to Arukenimon, who is sitting next to him. A loud BOOM rattles the windows. "I wonder if that's true?" he continues, unaware that Arukenimon has jumped so high her head is embedded in the ceiling. "Arukenimon, come out from under the sofa," tuts Oikawa. "It's only a little thun-" The rest of his sentence is cut off by an enormous BOOM. A second later, he has joined Arukenimon under the sofa. "Hey, I found a hundred yen coin!" he says. "My hero," deadpans Arukenimon. "That thunder can't get us now, Arukenimon," remarks Oikawa. "It's safe here under the sofa." He then notices that she's chewing on something. "It's also disgusting," he gags. "Care for a petrified cheese curl?" she asks. "I don't believe this," remarks Oikawa. "I'm hiding

Mummymon is sitting at a table, eating a plate of food. Arukenimon walks up to him, and does a double-take. "Well, well, well. I see you're eating my food, Mummymon," she says in a suspiciously sweet voice. "Now what are we going to do with you?" Before he can answer, she grabs him by the collar. "WE ARE GOING TO PUNCH YOU INTO THE NEXT CHAPTER! THAT'S WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO!" With that, she draws back her fist and punches him so hard, he goes flying through the roof of the cabin and becomes nothing more than a twinkle in the sky. As she dusts off her hands, Oikawa walks up. "Where's Mummymon?" he asks. "Somewhere over the last paragraph," she says. A plate with a donut on it sits on the table, with a sign saying "Oikawa's Donut" attached to it. Arukenimon walks by, and stops to look at it. Sometime later, Oikawa comes along, and is unamused to see donut crumbs and a sign saying "Arukenimon Ate Oikawa's Donut" on the now empty plate. "Arukenimon, I know you like to have

"You know what the world needs more of?" remarks Oikawa. "Me!" says Arukenimon. "Love!" he corrects. "People loving me!" she cries. Arukenimon walks Porkchop along the table, making soft oinking noises. Then she stops in shock, staring straight ahead. "Don't look, Porkchop!" she cries, covering the pig's eyes. "It's not a pretty sight!" We see Oikawa eating a ham sandwich. Arukenimon sits up in bed, yawns, and stretches. Suddenly, she notices that something is missing - or rather, someONE. "Porkchop, where are you?!" she cries. "Oh no! My piggy is missing!" She frantically ransacks her room to find him, but no luck. "This has all the makings of a classic mystery," she says, leaning back on her heels. "I already have some prime suspects. It's easy when you live with a rogue's gallery," she adds, thinking of Mummymon and Oikawa. Arukenimon suspects Mummymon of "kidnapping" Porkchop. She plans to make him crumble under her keen questioning. "OK, Bandage Brain, where were

Oikawa is asleep in bed. He wakes up to find Arukenimon standing over him, staring down at him. "Good morning, Arukenimon," he says. "Is there something you're trying to tell me?" She darts out of the room then returns, dragging a pine tree behind her. "It's the Christmas season, you say?" remarks Oikawa. "What would you like for Christmas, Arukenimon?" asks Oikawa. "100 slave Digimon," she answers. "I bet you'd like a nice bottle of perfume, or maybe a new hairbrush," he says, clearly not listening to her. She scowls. "I think I'll put a piranha in his Christmas stocking." Arukenimon is lying on the sofa when the door slams shut. Oikawa enters the living room, carrying a large bag filled with various items. "In case you're wondering where I've been and what I've bought, that's none of your business," he says. "I love the Christmas season," remarks Arukenimon. Oikawa sticks his tongue out at Arukenimon. She retaliates, revealing that her tongue is covered in red-and-white

It is late at night, and Oikawa is asleep in bed. Suddenly, Arukenimon opens the door of his bedroom and storms up to his bed, before standing over him with folded arms and glaring at him. As though sensing that someone is looking at him, Oikawa slowly stirs and looks up at her. "Arukenimon, I'm trying to sleep!" he snaps. "What do you want?" "What every Digimon wants from their human at 3:00 a.m.," she responds, pulling down his blankets and grabbing Porkchop from him. "MY PIGGY!" Arukenimon leads Mummymon into the kitchen. "OK, Mummymon, now for a lesson in home plumbing." She shows him the sink. "All the water lines in this house are connected. Thusly, if I turn on the hot water here, there will no longer be hot water in Oikawa's shower. Observe." With that, she turns the hot water tap on, resulting in a scream from the human in question. "ARUKENIMON, GET AWAY FROM THAT SINK!" "Ain't science grand?" she smirks. Arukenimon tiptoes over to the refrigerator. "This could be

Oikawa sighs. "I'm depressed, Arukenimon." "Hang on, I have just the thing," says Arukenimon, heading into the kitchen. She returns a few minutes later, holding an ice cream sundae. "Here, this should cheer you up," she says, placing it in front of him. He's about to thank her, when she pulls a larger one out of hammerspace. "And of course, misery LOVES company!" As she tucks into her snack, Oikawa blinks, then shrugs. "Well, it's STILL the nicest thing she's ever done for me." * "The older I get, the smarter I get," says Arukenimon. Mummymon walks past. "Hey, how come they don't make cars out of cardboard?" "Or the dumber others get," mutters Arukenimon. * "Arukenimon, it's time," says Oikawa. "Time for what?" "To clean the kitchen, of course. I was just in there, and the cockroaches are wearing party hats." "Lots of birthdays today," Arukenimon nods wisely. * Arukenimon and Oikawa are sitting on the sofa when there's a ring at the door. "That must be the mail-man," says